Aed jokes
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.