Aed jokes
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.