Aed jokes
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.