Aed jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.