Aed jokes
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.