Aed jokes
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
What is mad cow disease?
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
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Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.