Aed jokes
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.
The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.
The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.
The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"
The bartender agrees without hesitation.
The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.
"WTF!" the man shouts.
The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.