Aed jokes
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
A B C D E F GUN.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!