Aed jokes
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.