Aed jokes

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

"You're too young to smoke!"

That's not even a bad joke-

Why do orphans not like laptops?...

They don't have a homepage.

Baby: Stroll?

Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!

Baby: *happily screams*

Stroller: *front wheels break off*

Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!

Baby: Oka- CRASH!

Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?

A: The clownfish.

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.

Q: What is a box's favorite sport?

A: Box-ketball.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.

I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.