Aed jokes
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What is a monkey with a head?
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.