Aed jokes
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
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