Aed jokes
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.