Aed jokes
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
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After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
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Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"