Aed jokes

Why are school shootings branded “very American”?

1. They usually happen in the USA.

2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?

The depressay expressay.

Just kidding, bleach!

Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.

Everybody loved dees big nuts.

Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?

Because she has to get on her knees.

These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.

So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.

We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!

It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.

How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.

You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.

What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?

A bonnet.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?

You can pop their head off.