Orphan Kidnapping

Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.

Kid: Runs home.

A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...

If you know, you know.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The kid runs home to his parents. But plot twist! He's an orphan. So he ends up right back in the van, proving that running home was about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. It is dark, I know, but it is what it is. Now go back to drooling on your keyboard.

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