Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Orphan Kidnapping
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The kid runs home to his parents. But plot twist! He's an orphan. So he ends up right back in the van, proving that running home was about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. It is dark, I know, but it is what it is. Now go back to drooling on your keyboard.
Luna_and_leo22
This was my old account
GAGE SCHEIT
YOU GOT THE ENTIRE SQUAD LAUGHING