Aed jokes
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Technoblade never got a wife.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."