Aed jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.