Aed

Aed jokes

Delivery

    • Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

    Cop

    • A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"

    The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."

    The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."

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    • Protest

    • Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

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    • Orphan

    • Why do orphans hate Geometry?

    Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

    I know this is a very corny joke.

    Pootin

    • "Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"

    "Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"

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    • Michael Jackson

    • Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

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    • Microwave

    • What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

    The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

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    • Reaction

    • There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.