Aed jokes
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.