Aed

Aed jokes

Woman

    • A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.

    At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."

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    • Dream

    • Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

    My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

    So did my friend on the right.

    I had a dream of skiing.

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    • Stripper

    • When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

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    • Dick

    • The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

    Kid

    • Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

    Kid: "A leopard."

    Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

    Kid: "Broooooooooooo."