Aed jokes
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Technoblade never got a wife.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
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Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.