Aed jokes
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.