Aed jokes
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.