Aed jokes
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"