Aed jokes
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)