Aed jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"