Aed jokes
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Lenard is a joke.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.