Aed jokes
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.