Aed jokes
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.