Aed jokes
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.