Aed jokes
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.