Aed jokes
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.