Aed jokes

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?

HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

Want one way to get a free haircut?

Call the cancer hotline.

How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?

Kim Kong Coon.

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Why do women always have sex with the lights off?

Because they never like to see a man having a good time.

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

"When is the best time to commit suicide?"

Ate a Glock in the morning.