Aed jokes
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
I sucked a dick.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?