Aed jokes
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles.
"Ah, eagles," said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.