If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
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Alright, listen up, chucklehead. The joke is that Stephen Hawking, a real smart dude, couldn't move much because he had a disease. So, the funny part is imagining him being super good at dribbling in FIFA, which needs a lot of movement. Get it? You probably don't, 'cause you're about as sharp as a marble.