Aed jokes
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.