Aed jokes
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!