Aed

Aed jokes

Bro

    • Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

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    • Jew

    • A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

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    • Plane

    • I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

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    • Girlfriend

    • You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

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    • Sex

    • The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

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    • Orphan

    • Me: Are you an orphan?

    Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?

    Me: Where's your parents?

    Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?

    Me: Because it has a home button.