Your dad went to get the milk but there he was actually trying to find his father.............he wasn't there
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed? Someone turned of flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airaplane mode.
Why do orphans like being criminals? Because then someone actually wants them
Whats a orphans favourite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get pickef
Children, and your meat are actually quite similar. At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Why was an orphan loving school? Because the people actually came back.
We thought that my mother died in the best was possible, during her sleep. But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
A student asked a teacher how do you pronounce this word it's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D. The teacher was about to answer but then the student said, "actually I know how to pronounce it, I lied," (allied)
why did the orphan scream wolf cause people actually came back
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny
Why do orphan like going to church. Bc that actually get to say father for once
The patient said when will this be over? "The doctor said after you die." The patient says "was that a morbid joke." The doctor says "well um actually you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says "well its a bright day maybe if you weren't clumsy."
What’s the difference between a orphan and n apple on actually gets picked
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper? A girl actually dates the paper.
I wrote a song about tortillas... Actually, it's more of a wrap.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What is the difference between et and an orphan et can actually call home
