Actuality jokes
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.