Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.
my life but wait jokes actually have meaning
Why is an boomerang a orphanes favourite toy because it actually comes back
Why do orphans love foster homes Because they actually have a home
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend? Ain't you got no cents? Piggy: Actually, no. Just pork.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works
What do you call a fat indian that is actually a machine? The curry muncher 2000
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
2 boys came home for dinner late and their mother asked, "where have you boys been?" 1 of them replied with, "we were all over the neighborhood, we're mail men now." Their snobby teen sister said, "well your not real mail men, real mail men use real letters." Then 1 of the boys said, "actually we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans apples actually get picked
