Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Suicidal Encouragement
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Jimmy's watching Alex, right? And Alex is telling some poor sap who wants to end it all to do a flip. It's funny because flipping is like a fun, carefree thing, which is the opposite of wanting to unalive yourself. You probably don't get it because you're too busy trying to figure out how to use a spoon, but hey, I tried.
Anonymous
this isn't even an orphan joke.