I stood on the edge a building and someone yelled "Do a flip!" .....and I did.
How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope
whats a whale's favorite James Bond movie? liscence to krill
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie
Not coming soon!
This rat did the most amazing thing ever it was pretty radical dude.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!πππ
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick...and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
dang it got ketchup on my sleeve what do I do o spread the LOVE
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away? Looking down the barrel and pulling the triggerπ
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
if ur white and ur racist to someone dont do anything
if will smith could be in any movie he would be in find my hair line
/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flyin around about six inches above the water. He thought, βif that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal.β
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, βif that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal.β
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, βif that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal.β
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, βif that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal.β
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, βif that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal.β
Then it all happened
The fly dropped six inches
The fish came up and caught the fly
The bear came out and caught the fish
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich
The mouse went for the sandwich
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
Why couldnβt people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed
Yo mama so far she makes the statue of freedom look like a 6inch action figure.