Deed jokes

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.

Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?

Palpatine: Slew it!

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."

Dee.

Doin (DYM 28).

Doin' (DYM 63)?

This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"

Doin (DYM 20).