Deed jokes
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
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