Deed jokes
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Dee.
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