Action

Action jokes

Time

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Suicide

Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?

Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.

Wheelchair

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.

Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.

Gay Guy

How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.

How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.

Orphan

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.

Job

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

Baby

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

Fish

What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.

Bullet

Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."