Action Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out everything moves backwards

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.

Call of duty kill cam be like.

This is the best kill streak ever.

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"

What spider-man movie does a orphan like, homecoming.

I was having sex with my girl and she said she likes it rough so i socked her in the face.

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator

why did the orphan play gta because he wanted to feel the wanted level

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

What show do orphans relate to I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!

imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going

Imagine orphans watching spiderman no way home.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉