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Act jokes

Actor

    • Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

    Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

    Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

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    • Bank robbery

    • Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

    Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

    Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

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    • Michael Jackson

    • There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

    What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

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    • Act memes

    Dark side

    • Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

    Robbery

    • Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.

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    • Wall

    • Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

    And then the wall fell on them.

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