Act Jokes

why couldnt the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes

What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place "Now sashimi now you don't"

an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.

My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

nok nok who is there who who who stop acting like a owl