My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
YOMAMA so... Wait... Who's Mother Am I Speaking Of?
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk? He didn't have a good counter act
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all
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ok who the heck is watersharky, he just trys to "help" people and he just posts stupid songs cause he acts like he is depressed.
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This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler bro
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I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.
I remarked you lazy
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut 🥜
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her on the act and gave away my location from the noise
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21. Boys 21, look 18 and act 14
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa 🚮
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub Is 1 way to describe how my inner child acts but yesterday I killed them now I hear Wubba Lubba Dub Dub I’m drowning in the tub
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This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because im a quiet kid and people act as if I’m soo dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me.. but now I’m just sick of them...
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show there depression and feeling
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amosus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
