This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you.
they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
I did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf It was only 3/5 full
I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.
A book just fell on my head I’ve got only my shelf to blame
my brother and i were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf, my mom cam in and started asking who knocked it over, to which i replied that i only had my shelf to blame.
heya can i axe you a question?
my brother like to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. i said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with not going to stop who? i told him not to worry that it could capture any two.
Why is there bullying? They can candle it by them-shelfs.
