Blame the Shelf

Alright, listen up, buttercup! So, like, a book fell on this dude's head, right? And he's all, "Whose fault is it?" Well, get this, he's blaming his "shelf." Get it? Shelf, like the thing you put books on, but also like, he's being selfish and taking all the blame himself. You're probably too busy staring at TikToks to get it, but trust me, it's comedy gold for dummies like you. Stay safe out there, little one.