True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sally fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
