What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
He got a paper cut and bled out.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
