My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.