Accident

Accident jokes

Baby

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?

A: It wasn't in its car seat.

Cheese

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

Car

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

Memes

Tragedy

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Word

I still remember my granddad's last words,

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

Friend

Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

Diarrhea

There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.

Paul Walker

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

Plane

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

Kid

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"

Kobe

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.

Gun

One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.

Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.

Kobe Bryant

Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.

Fall

When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.

Girl

Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.

Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!

Rachel: Alright!

On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.

Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!

Head

What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?

His head and shoulders.