Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Helen Keller's Driving Ability
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! Helen Keller was blind and deaf. And in this joke, dead! You're telling me you would let a dead and blind person drive a car?! I wouldn't let you drive a car and you seem like you're alive and have most of your senses!