What's the difference between paul walker and a computer? I care when my computer crashes
Today; Worst day ever
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CANT BREATHE (I am Paul walker btw)
when a kinderX=MsgBox("you do not have permission to delete this item",2+64,"error")the abcsgarten teacher askes a kid to sing alphabet he said ab3defg teacher said do you like 3d he said yeah teacher yelled ok do you have a3ds yeah he said teacher goes ito his bag and sais say abcs or your 3ds will be destroyed he says ab3defghijlmnopqrs oh he learned well the teacher thrw the 3ds out the window the kid gets it and it still wirks then he googles abcs it goes to youtube and says abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz teacher is proud of the 3ds the class went home tekll ing pa
why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
sing I was riding my bike down the road! When a car started comin, I started runnin It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass. ;)
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside
a blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
When did “yo” mean Hello. They are so different, how did they mean the same thing. Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language.
My dad always used to beat me but he never beat cancer
my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention
i love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were! :)
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
