Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”